Nascar Sucks
Nascar sucks.
There's this tv network called Speed. It used to be racing at all hours. Turn it on and there'd be trucks racing, cars racing on ice, airplanes racing, cars racing in mud, trucks racing in the desert, etc.
Then Fox bought them. And it became the Nascar channel.
Right now there's a program called "Fast Track to Fame" hosted by former-current Nascar racer Michael Waltrip. It's a talent show for Nascar dweebs. The crowd watching is about 500 dweebs strong.
That is why Nascar sucks.
